Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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