She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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