I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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