They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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