he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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