Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just google imaged poop.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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