I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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