Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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