A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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