no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
