John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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