You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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