It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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