Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
