He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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