we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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