so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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