So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
