And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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