quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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