A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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