it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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