I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
