i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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