Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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