she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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