Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
BRING THE BAGELS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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