I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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