Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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