normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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