4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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