were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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