Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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