i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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