Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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