i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
