so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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