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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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