That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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