Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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