Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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