You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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