I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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