your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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