One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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