butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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