do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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