talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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