so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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