Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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