sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he fucked my hip out of place.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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