So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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