Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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