Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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