Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize