Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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